Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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