I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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