You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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