It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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