5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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