how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
You're a waste of cheezeits
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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