My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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