I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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