nutella sex= disaster
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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