OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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