Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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