so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
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