it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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