we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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