I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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