So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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