he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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