Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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