I think I died a long time ago.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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