Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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