I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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