butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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