We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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