Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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