She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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