If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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