i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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