Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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