1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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