People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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