All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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