I could have mohawked her pubes.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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