I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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