STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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