You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Damn victory sex feels great
Why did my mother make you get naked?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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