Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize