Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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