And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
try to milk me bitch
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