i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
