Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
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Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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