The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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