Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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