I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I'm bleeding and have questions
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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