...so i touched it.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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