big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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