that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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