so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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