What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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