Porn is love you can see.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Holy sore nipples Batman
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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