no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
